in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
fun fact: gym guy now follows me on tumblr
hey
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
- People: You're going to go deaf because you play your music so loud.
- Me: At least I won't have to listen to your bullshit.
Getting ready for Sunday Brunch! Who’s watching? Jesy xxx #HowYaDoin
